Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

"Asteroid 2032 – A Gift from the Heavens" T-Shirt

Tired of the same old election cycle? Politicians let you down, but the Asteroid 2032 never will! This satirical campaign tee proudly supports the one unstoppable candidate for real change—a 6-mile-wide space rock on a collision course with Earth.

✔ No broken promises—just broken continents!
✔ Finally, a candidate that’ll follow through!
✔ Polls predict a 100% impact rate!

Printed on a unisex heavy cotton tee (5.3 oz/yd², 100% cotton)—the foundation of any doomsday wardrobe. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium print sharpness, ensuring your support for the asteroid stays bold and vibrant until impact.

✔ No side seams = no itchy interruptions while awaiting the inevitable.
✔ Classic fit with a crew neckline—casual, comfortable, and appropriate for all end-of-the-world scenarios.
✔ Tear-away label = scratch-free, irritation-free, worry-free… well, except for the whole extinction thing.
✔ Made with ethically grown 100% US cotton—because even if humanity is doomed, your shirt should still be responsibly sourced.

Vote Asteroid 2032: Because the universe always delivers