Too Horny to Focus Tee — Funny Distracted Workday Graphic T-Shirt
S / Pink
$27.99
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$27.99
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This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a cheeky, candid mood — a single-color cartoon print of a frazzled character surrounded by a messy desk and an open laptop, captioned “Too horny to focus, too distracted to finish.” It’s drawn in a bold, hand-inked style that reads clearly from a distance and keeps the vibe playful rather than crude. Wear it when you want to telegraph a wry, self-aware sense of humor: for late nights, study breaks, or casual hangouts where sarcasm and honesty land best. The breathable Airlume combed cotton and retail fit make it easy to layer under a jacket or wear on its own. The tear-away label and ribbed collar keep the feel comfortable for long days, while side seams and shoulder tape help the shirt hold its shape after repeated wears.
This tee belongs to someone who laughs at their own distractions, collects late-night stories, and prefers graphics that start conversations. It fits into dorm rooms, coffee runs, and relaxed social nights where a little irreverence reads as charm. Mention it when you’re packing for a weekend with friends, grabbing a study session, or looking to break the ice at a casual meet-up — it speaks the language of candid humor and lived-in honesty without shouting.
Product Features:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand-feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfort
- Durable construction: side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Printed using crisp, detailed DTF/DTG methods (depending on provider) for clear monochrome artwork
- Ethically sourced blanks (Honduras) and REACH certified; Bella+Canvas manufacturing standards
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz)
- Retail crew neck fit with ribbed collar and tear-away label
- Side seams and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape
- Crisp DTF/DTG monochrome printing for bold, clear artwork
- REACH certified; ethically sourced blanks from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Too Horny to Focus Tee — Funny Distracted Workday Graphic T-Shirt
$27.99
Sale price
$27.99
Regular price
This tee belongs to someone who laughs at their own distractions, collects late-night stories, and prefers graphics that start conversations. It fits into dorm rooms, coffee runs, and relaxed social nights where a little irreverence reads as charm. Mention it when you’re packing for a weekend with friends, grabbing a study session, or looking to break the ice at a casual meet-up — it speaks the language of candid humor and lived-in honesty without shouting.
Product Features:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand-feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfort
- Durable construction: side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Printed using crisp, detailed DTF/DTG methods (depending on provider) for clear monochrome artwork
- Ethically sourced blanks (Honduras) and REACH certified; Bella+Canvas manufacturing standards
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz)
- Retail crew neck fit with ribbed collar and tear-away label
- Side seams and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape
- Crisp DTF/DTG monochrome printing for bold, clear artwork
- REACH certified; ethically sourced blanks from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean