If ADHD had a safe-for-work warning label, this would be it. Your brain’s in the gutter, your tabs are a mess, and you’ve been trying to nut or nap for 3 hours — unsuccessfully. This shirt understands. It’s the official uniform for overstimulated goblins who forgot why they even opened the laptop in the first place.
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft as hell, lightweight, and built for distraction-level comfort. Unisex sizing with a modern fit and a bit of stretch for all your awkward positions.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Pre-shrunk and side-seamed
Ethically made, dopamine-safe
Wash cold, dry low — or just throw it in a pile of shame with the rest.
