Modern life, ADHD edition: horny brain, anxious body, zero productivity. This shirt captures the exact vibe of opening 12 tabs, texting nobody back, and doomscrolling through a spiral of thirst traps and intrusive thoughts. It's not a phase — it's a lifestyle.
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft as hell, lightweight, and designed for those who live in a constant state of digital foreplay and emotional buffering.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Pre-shrunk and side-seamed
Ethically made, chronically overstimulated
Wash cold, dry low — or just wear it again, it’s not like you’re sweating from effort.
