T‑Shirt — "Creed Hold Me Now, I'm Six Beers From the Edge" Rock Parody

T‑Shirt — "Creed Hold Me Now, I'm Six Beers From the Edge" Rock Parody Tee

$27.99

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A lightweight, breathable tee that channels barroom bravado with a wink. The soft 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton body wears like an old favorite while the clean crew neckline and retail fit keep the look tidy. The front art—an expressive figure surrounded by beer bottles with tongue-in-cheek lyrics—adds character without feeling loud. Wear it to low-key shows, night outs with friends, or when you want to spark a laugh at casual gatherings. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and a tear-away label for comfort, this shirt balances playful attitude with everyday practicality.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable
- Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, casual silhouette for layering or solo wear
- Side seams and shoulder tape — holds shape and adds structural support
- DTF/DTG printed label and sleeve options — crisp, detailed graphics with vibrant color where applied
- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials — comfortable against skin and ethically produced

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean