St metal (stay metal 🤘🏼) tee

Behold the most metal school photo in the universe. Set in a hellfire frame of Nordic fury, this unholy relic of childhood innocence meets apocalyptic chaos. Dragons. Battle axes. Lightning. A smile that’s seen the void and winked back.
STAY METAL — not just advice, a lifestyle.

Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft enough for Valhalla, durable enough for the pit.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and ready for war

• Ethically made and black as your soul

• Wash cold, dry low — or just scream at it until it’s clean.