"Sorry I’m Late, My Dog Had the Zoomies" – Dog Lover Chaos Justified Tee

Some people get stuck in traffic. You got stuck in a living room chase scene with a furry maniac. This tee is for dog parents who know that the zoomies wait for no one — especially not your calendar. With bold retro vibes and unapologetic dog chaos energy, this shirt is your new go-to excuse. Because when the zoomies hit, everything else can wait.

About the Shirt
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft as hell, lightweight, and built to feel like your favorite tee from day one. Unisex sizing with a modern fit and a bit of stretch for maximum comfort (even when life’s a bit overstimulating).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

• Pre-shrunk and side-seamed

• Ethically made, eco-conscious, and hella comfy

• Wash cold, dry low — or hang dry if you're feeling responsible.