“If It’s Not Urgent, It’s Not Happening” Tee

Deadlines? That’s the only language we speak. This shirt gets it — motivation doesn’t show up until the stress does. Featuring a melting clock because, well, time’s an illusion anyway.

About the Shirt
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft as hell, lightweight, and built to feel like your favorite tee from day one. Unisex sizing with a modern fit and a bit of stretch for maximum comfort (even when life’s a bit overstimulating).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

• Pre-shrunk and side-seamed

• Ethically made, eco-conscious, and hella comfy

• Wash cold, dry low — or hang dry if you're feeling responsible.