If It’s Not Urgent, It’s Not Happening T-Shirt — Funny Procrastination Tee

Light, honest, and a little cheeky — this tee says what you mean without shouting. The soft, breathable cotton drapes easily whether you’re running a tight schedule or taking a deliberate break. The retro, slightly melting clock graphic and bold type speak to anyone who measures life by priorities and deadlines. Wear it when you need a little humor to set boundaries, when you’re heads-down at a coffee shop, or when you want coworkers to get the hint without a lecture. It layers cleanly under a jacket or stands alone as a statement piece that feels lived-in from day one.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stability
- Tear-away label to reduce irritation; REACH certified materials
- Durable, crisp sleeve and label prints using DTF/DTG methods depending on provider

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean