“I Can’t Function Until I Have My Morning Chaos” Tee

Coffee is a ritual. The chaos is a lifestyle. This frantic, flying mug design is for anyone who can’t start their day without at least one internal meltdown and a missing sock.

About the Shirt
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft as hell, lightweight, and built to feel like your favorite tee from day one. Unisex sizing with a modern fit and a bit of stretch for maximum comfort (even when life’s a bit overstimulating).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

• Pre-shrunk and side-seamed

• Ethically made, eco-conscious, and hella comfy

• Wash cold, dry low — or hang dry if you're feeling responsible.