“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Dopamine!” Tee

Fake dopamine hits never looked so real. Whether it’s scrolling, snacking, or zoning out mid-convo — this tee gets it. Warning: does not contain actual neurotransmitters.

About the Shirt
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft as hell, lightweight, and built to feel like your favorite tee from day one. Unisex sizing with a modern fit and a bit of stretch for maximum comfort (even when life’s a bit overstimulating).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

• Pre-shrunk and side-seamed

• Ethically made, eco-conscious, and hella comfy

• Wash cold, dry low — or hang dry if you're feeling responsible.