“I Came, I Saw, I Forgot What I Was Doing” Tee

It’s giving “executive dysfunction but make it classical.” Julius Caesar might’ve conquered an empire, but you forgot what you opened the fridge for. Relatable, timeless, and brain-fog certified.

About the Shirt
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft as hell, lightweight, and built to feel like your favorite tee from day one. Unisex sizing with a modern fit and a bit of stretch for maximum comfort (even when life’s a bit overstimulating).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

• Pre-shrunk and side-seamed

• Ethically made, eco-conscious, and hella comfy

• Wash cold, dry low — or hang dry if you're feeling responsible.