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This soft, breathable tee speaks in honest, wry tones—made for people who wear their awkwardness with a grin. The lightweight Bella Canvas fabric feels gentle on the skin and moves easily through a busy day. Bold, slightly retro lettering on the front delivers a deadpan confession that reads like a private joke shared with strangers on a commute or friends at a laid-back night out. The retail fit and crew neckline keep the silhouette neat and wearable, while the tear-away label and quality stitching make it comfortable for all-day wear. Wear it when you want to diffuse tension with humor, turn heads with an offbeat truth, or simply scroll through the night feeling seen.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline—clean, casual silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Prints applied with DTF/DTG techniques for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label and REACH-certified materials; sourced from Bella+Canvas (ethical manufacturing)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Graphic Tee — "Too Horny for Work, Too Anxious for Sex" Funny Text T-Shirt
$27.99
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$27.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline—clean, casual silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Prints applied with DTF/DTG techniques for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label and REACH-certified materials; sourced from Bella+Canvas (ethical manufacturing)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean