“Got Dopamine? ...Yeah, Me Neither” Tee

Short. Sad. Too real. This clean and simple tee hits harder than your sixth caffeine hit of the day — and still doesn’t activate your executive function. Perfect for anyone on a never-ending quest for the good brain juice.

About the Shirt
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft as hell, lightweight, and built to feel like your favorite tee from day one. Unisex sizing with a modern fit and a bit of stretch for maximum comfort (even when life’s a bit overstimulating).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

• Pre-shrunk and side-seamed

• Ethically made, eco-conscious, and hella comfy

• Wash cold, dry low — or hang dry if you're feeling responsible.