“Brain Buffering” Tee (mornings edition)

Your brain’s trying its best — it’s just stuck at 73% and hoping no one asks it to do math. This one’s got that wild-eyed “I’m totally listening, I swear” energy, complete with the classic spinny wheel of doom.
For the overstimulated, under-caffeinated, and constantly rebooting.
Your favorite malfunctioning processor tee.

About the Shirt
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft as hell, lightweight, and built to feel like your favorite tee from day one. Unisex sizing with a modern fit and a bit of stretch for maximum comfort (even when life’s a bit overstimulating).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

• Pre-shrunk and side-seamed

• Ethically made, eco-conscious, and hella comfy

• Wash cold, dry low — or hang dry if you're feeling responsible.