“Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee

“Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee

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“Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
  • “Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
  • “Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
  • “Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
  • “Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
  • “Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
  • “Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
  • “Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
  • “Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
  • “Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
  • “Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
  • “Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
  • “Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
  • “Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
  • “Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
  • “Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
  • “Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee
“Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee

“Too horny for work, too anxious for sex “Tee

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Modern life, ADHD edition: horny brain, anxious body, zero productivity.
This shirt captures the exact vibe of opening 12 tabs, texting nobody back, and doomscrolling through a spiral of thirst traps and intrusive thoughts. It's not a phase — it's a lifestyle.

Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft as hell, lightweight, and designed for those who live in a constant state of digital foreplay and emotional buffering.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

  • Pre-shrunk and side-seamed

  • Ethically made, chronically overstimulated

  • Wash cold, dry low — or just wear it again, it’s not like you’re sweating from effort.

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