Behold the most metal school photo in the universe. Set in a hellfire frame of Nordic fury, this unholy relic of childhood innocence meets apocalyptic chaos. Dragons. Battle axes. Lightning. A smile that’s seen the void and winked back. STAY METAL — not just advice, a lifestyle.
Printed on a heavyweight unisex hoodie that feels like it was forged in a volcano and softened with the tears of fallen angels.
100% cotton face with a soft fleece interior
Double-stitched, battle-tested, and ready for the long winter
