Eating Pussy Cures Depression Tee

$27.99

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This lightweight jersey tee speaks with a bold, playful voice. Clean black type sits centered on soft white cotton, punctuated by a small red heart—simple graphics that read like a wink. The slim retail fit and crew neckline make it easy to layer under a cardigan, wear with high-rise jeans, or let hang loose with joggers. It feels lived-in from the first wear: breathable, slightly streamlined, and reliably comfortable. The message is cheeky and confident; people who wear it are saying something personal and irreverent with quiet, wearable style.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort
- Prints produced with crisp DTF or vibrant DTG techniques (varies by print location)
- REACH certified; blanks sourced from Honduras; responsible manufacturing (Bella+Canvas compliance)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean