Dachshund Dog Lover Tee — "My Dog Has Seen Some Shit and Judges Me Daily" Graphic T‑Shirt
Dachshund Dog Lover Tee — "My Dog Has Seen Some Shit and Judges Me Daily" Graphic T‑Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, lived-in tee for people who laugh at life’s messy moments and love a dog that’s seen it all. The vintage-style sketch of a one-eyed, world-weary pup sits under bold type that reads “MY DOG HAS SEEN SOME SHIT” with a smaller line, “and judges me daily.” Wear it on slow mornings, road trips, or casual hangouts — it feels like a wink from a friend who knows your history and won’t judge the dog. Breathable, lightweight cotton keeps you comfortable while the retail fit and crew neckline make it easy to layer under jackets or pair with jeans. Subtle distressing in the print and a muted shirt color give it a quietly weathered look that sits naturally in everyday wardrobes.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight and breathable
- Retail/crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; side seams for better structural fit
- Print methods: DTF for crisp sleeve/label prints; some providers use DTG for vibrant color finishes
- REACH certified; blank sourced from Honduras; available fabric blends for heathered colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean