Behold the most metal school photo in the universe. Set in a hellfire frame of Nordic fury, this unholy relic of childhood innocence meets apocalyptic chaos. Dragons. Battle axes. Lightning. A smile that’s seen the void and winked back. STAY METAL — not just advice, a lifestyle.
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft enough for Valhalla, durable enough for the pit.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and ready for war
Ethically made and black as your soul
Wash cold, dry low — or just scream at it until it’s clean.
