Buffering Tee

Tropical breeze. Internal panic. This brain’s sweating under the sun, glitching at 73%, and praying for a restart. A vintage meltdown in full color — featuring palm trees, rainbow buffer wheel, and that thousand-yard ADHD stare.
For when you’re on vacation, but your executive function stayed home.
A sun-fried, system-lagging tee.

About the Shirt
Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft as hell, lightweight, and built to feel like your favorite tee from day one. Unisex sizing with a modern fit and a bit of stretch for maximum comfort (even when life’s a bit overstimulating).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

• Pre-shrunk and side-seamed

• Ethically made, eco-conscious, and hella comfy

• Wash cold, dry low — or hang dry if you're feeling responsible.