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Channel tongue-in-cheek metal humor with this soft, breathable tee. The front art riffs on classic heavy-metal album covers — a wide-eyed, slightly frantic figure under a full moon with bold, distressed lettering that reads “ADHD Maiden” and “Fear of the Task.” It reads like a band shirt and a clever nod to anyone who lives with distraction and darkly comic self-awareness. Lightweight Airlume cotton keeps it cool on long days, while the retail crew neck and clean side seams give it a neat, lived-in look that layers well under a flannel or leather jacket. Wear it to shows, study sessions, or lazy weekend errands when you want to laugh at yourself and start conversations without saying a word.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand feel
- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and a classic silhouette
- Side seams and tear-away label for improved fit and comfort
- Premium print methods: crisp DTF or DTG sleeve and neck label options for vivid, detailed artwork
- REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / Platinum WRAP) — blank sourced from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
ADHD Maiden "Fear of the Task" Graphic Tee — Funny ADHD Iron Maiden Parody T-Shirt
$27.99
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$27.99
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Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand feel
- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and a classic silhouette
- Side seams and tear-away label for improved fit and comfort
- Premium print methods: crisp DTF or DTG sleeve and neck label options for vivid, detailed artwork
- REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / Platinum WRAP) — blank sourced from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean