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The vintage-style sketch of a one-eyed, world-weary pup sits under bold type that reads “MY DOG HAS SEEN SOME SHIT” with a smaller line, “and judges me daily.” Wear it on slow mornings, road trips, or casual hangouts — it feels like a wink from a friend who knows your history and won’t judge the dog. Breathable, lightweight cotton keeps you comfortable while the retail fit and crew neckline make it easy to layer under jackets or pair with jeans. 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