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This lightweight jersey tee carries a bold, black-and-white print that reads “COFFEE’S COOL, BUT HAVE YOU TRIED PANIC?” alongside a frantic face and a calendar — a wink to those days when caffeine isn’t enough and deadlines win. The fabric feels soft against the skin and drapes casually, making it easy to layer under a jacket or wear solo during long workdays, rushed mornings, or late-night project sprints. 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